brian-brooks:

Morrissey Gets a Job by Brian Brooks (1999)

gatsby:hey i just met you
gatsby:and this is crazy
gatsby:but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby:so call me maybe
Bless my soul.

Bless my soul.

(Source: hariboo)

elizabitchtaylor:

Happy Mother’s Day

I remember reading somewhere that most laugh tracks were recorded in the 50’s and most of the people laughing in them are dead. which totally makes sense because no living person would laugh at the big bang theory.

mlysza:

I still got the avengers feels. Here, have some.

Hahahahah hohohohohoho hehehehehehe, this is good.

mlysza:

I still got the avengers feels. Here, have some.

Hahahahah hohohohohoho hehehehehehe, this is good.

It’s one of those days.

It’s one of those days, you know one of those days. It’s one of those days where you want to high five everyone and smile at them really big because you feel awesome and you want them to feel awesome, too. It’s just one of those days. It’s also one of those days where you feel good about everything you are – everything you wear, everything you think, everything you say, everything you like. It’s one of those days where you want everyone else to feel that, too. It’s one of those days where you love anyone, not just a one but anyone and absolutely everyone. I don’t know about you, but I like this day. I wish this could be every day. In fact, this will be every day. You’ll see.

Union City Blue - Blondie

It’s another Blondie kind of day.

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00sjams:

I’ve been waiting for this day. You guys know what tomorrow’s gonna be. That’s right, it’s gonna be May.

hellokasia:

I just want to remind you all that Arrested Development was brought back whilst Obama is in office. Some say the timing is pure coincidence, but I’m convinced that our president made some calls, if you know what I mean.
Obama 2012

hellokasia:

I just want to remind you all that Arrested Development was brought back whilst Obama is in office. Some say the timing is pure coincidence, but I’m convinced that our president made some calls, if you know what I mean.

Obama 2012

(Source: hanksypanky)